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Ruby:
Jordans 21st tonight.
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Ruby:
We've got a fifth, a 24 pack, and a 6 pack.
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Ruby:
Drunk dialing you tonight.
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Ruby:
I am so bad at drinkin games.
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Me:
It's okay, me too.
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Ruby:
Please tell me that URL.
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Me:
It's been around for like, a week.
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Ruby:
Omg I am dying of laughter. I regret saying I'd never look at it!
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Me:
I'm not sending you the URL
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Ruby:
Dude, I just told my roommate, and she said "If I ever see that I'm not gonna tell you." Everyone is conspiring against me.
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Ruby:
...I hope you put up the comment about the sexy security guard...
These are all the things my friend Ruby texts me throughout the day since she's moved.
