• Ruby:

    Bus Donovan, I swear to god, he has the serenity of a Tibetan monk. He's the happiest damn person I've ever seen. It's so sexy/annoying.

  • Me:

    It's been around for like, a week.

  • Ruby:

    Omg I am dying of laughter. I regret saying I'd never look at it!

  • Me:

    I'm not sending you the URL

  • Ruby:

    Dude, I just told my roommate, and she said "If I ever see that I'm not gonna tell you." Everyone is conspiring against me.

  • Ruby:

    ...I hope you put up the comment about the sexy security guard...

These are all the things my friend Ruby texts me throughout the day since she's moved.