...when you don't reply immediately sometimes I assume it's cause you're busy updating tumblr, and I get all paranoid and I'm like "Ruby, you best check yoself before you wreck yoself"

...or that you're sucking face. O.O

Something I was gonna tell you: Casey made a Tumblr of all the dumb shit I text her.

...yep...

Why do I accidentally text you of all people, all the time?

Getting a manicure, first time since 8th grade, pretty excite.

Trying to stop chewing my nails.

(After sending 3 pictures from Claire's) Can you tell I think handlebar moustaches are the shit?

Saw a geeksquad car, the driver was black. I laughed a little.

Ruby, I have not replied in three hours.

I am fully aware of that.

I'm making out. Quit distracting us >.<

I FOUND THE TUMBLR

Also, you're a slut.

It's been around for like, a week.

Omg I am dying of laughter. I regret saying I'd never look at it!

I'm not sending you the URL

Dude, I just told my roommate, and she said "If I ever see that I'm not gonna tell you." Everyone is conspiring against me.

...I hope you put up the comment about the sexy security guard...

I just got off the phone with Marc, he says you should create a Tumblr for all the dumbshit I send you.

I CANT BELIEVE HE TOLD YOU. I need things from him too...

Wait like, stupid shit I send him too? Also, wtf, when were you going to tell me I had a Tumblr?

It should me "Texts this bitch sends me"

I was worried you'd stop texting me funny shit!

I would NEVER stop texting you funny shit.